The Prime's engine growled, optics locked jealously on that cube and the energon being licked away from Megatron's lips. And for a moment it appeared that he wouldn't say anything at all. Then his optics narrowed dangerously.
"'Oh Optimus, a moment of your time?'" Optimus mimicked Megatron's tone and voice in a purposely poor falsetto, before switching back to a pointedly jovial tone in his own tone.
"'Why, of course Megatron! I would be happy to discuss anythng with my Highlord. I'm so glad you simply asked instead of pouncing me like a maniac!'"
He was on a roll, and regardless of Megatron's reaction, he barreled on, false-Megatron toned voice rising with his ire.
"'Indeed! I say, do you mind if I slap these cuffs on you and sit on you while I drink energon in front of you? I'm a pushy, kinky malfunction but I'm sure you'll appreciate it!'" He snapped, finishing with a thrash, attempting to dislodge Megatron's hand from it's far-too-comfortable perch on his chest.
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Date: 2012-11-13 10:41 am (UTC)"'Oh Optimus, a moment of your time?'" Optimus mimicked Megatron's tone and voice in a purposely poor falsetto, before switching back to a pointedly jovial tone in his own tone.
"'Why, of course Megatron! I would be happy to discuss anythng with my Highlord. I'm so glad you simply asked instead of pouncing me like a maniac!'"
He was on a roll, and regardless of Megatron's reaction, he barreled on, false-Megatron toned voice rising with his ire.
"'Indeed! I say, do you mind if I slap these cuffs on you and sit on you while I drink energon in front of you? I'm a pushy, kinky malfunction but I'm sure you'll appreciate it!'" He snapped, finishing with a thrash, attempting to dislodge Megatron's hand from it's far-too-comfortable perch on his chest.