"So you have massive, often bloody orgies that make anything I do to you pale in comparison, good or bad?"

Optimus raises an optic ridge, but did nothing to hide the obvious curiosity-searching from coming across their connection.

"Because I tell you, I have heard a lot..." He hissed softly when Megatron made his move, audial twitching back an away erratically. Oh no he didn't. Optimus leaned his head back, giving Megatron a rebuking stare.

"As do i, now that I am free to actually choose it. Which is why you are getting a taste of your own programming from the other night."

And he leaned forward to cut off Megatron's final threat, biting the thick cabling of his throat.

::You can try.::