"It may be reassuring to know that those back rooms do not look like dungeons," Megatron said, expression straight, though there was a tiny curl to the corner of his mouth.

"They look like the sort of rooms you'd find in the back of any club, though there's usually some more tools tucked away if they should be wanted, and one of them does have a few larger tools tucked away out of view into the normal furniture, if someone does wish to play out a scene."

His red optics glittered with suppressed amusement, and his wandering foot stilled as it was caught. Instead, he reached out with his free hand, laying it on the table, palm up.