Nor would I," Mirage agreed easily, "and you shouldn't have to. I don't think there is a single one here locally or even on any nearby posts."

Thank Primus.

"And completely furniture right now, both of us."

Mirage snickered, tightening his hold on the smaller mech, and continuing to lean down, slumping against his back.

"You're my fore-rest, and I am your back rest."